Apr 09 2009
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All employees must convulse wildly before returning to work
dear whomever invented motion detectors on public restroom faucets and soap dispensers,
you could have done a better job, i’d honestly rather risk touching a “germ-laden” faucet than go from sink to sink waving my hands around like a jackass.
thanks for nothing, you hypochondriac motherfucker.
-dan
