Apr 10 2009
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I am going to make you share those naked pictures with the internet
Dear ex-girlfriend, No, not you. Or you. Yes, you. You know which one you are. When we’ve finally managed to stop talking - for an entire year, even! - you should not text me. You should especially not text me to ask if I’m at the concert you’re at. When I reply “no”, you should especially not reply with simply, ‘Cool.’ Cool that you were just asking? Or cool that you’re glad you don’t have to see me there? Don’t make me share those naked pictures with the internet.
-mike
